Johnny turns sharply, edgy, in no mood to be fucking jumped by anyone else tonight.

"Yeah, get in..." He stops short. "...line."

Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Is that... that... it can't be.

No, it definitely is. Holy shit.

"Captain Kirk?!" he says, halfway between complete incredulity and seriously embarrassing nerdy fuckin excitement. He takes a step forward, shoes squelching wetly on the metal floor. "You're Captain Kirk!"