Let's not even try to list what's actually wrong with Satan. We'll be here all night, and no one wants that.

Lucifer's face is the very picture of innocence, if innocence could even be associated with the face of the guy currently being occupied by literally the Devil. He spreads his hands in a wide gesture, as though saying 'who, me?'.

"I haven't done anything of the sort," he says. "I'm just sitting here."

He folds his hands primly in his lap.

"You look lost, Iman."