"For fuck's sake," sighs Johnny. "Of course he did. He's such a dick." He leans over only somewhat awkwardly and gives Seth a firm pat on the shoulder. "Well... you never know, right?" Fuck, that sounds so stupid. He pulls his hand back to rake it through his hair.

"He's a rifty?" he says, grasping for another line of conversation, since he's so fucking helpful with the whole dating advice thing.