You would think that after getting shot in the chest so many times, the military would give him a bullet-proof vest. Either that, or he'd learn to dodge and use cover. Cover is your friend, Daniel-- it keeps you from getting shot in the chest.
And, considering that it was getting a bit late in the day, Daniel might also want to consider the merits of a motel rather than driving through the night to New York. Especially because that would mean driving through the night, sitting next to a guy who smells like a month of back roads and sweat with just a hint of incontinent cat.
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You would think that after getting shot in the chest so many times, the military would give him a bullet-proof vest. Either that, or he'd learn to dodge and use cover. Cover is your friend, Daniel-- it keeps you from getting shot in the chest.
And, considering that it was getting a bit late in the day, Daniel might also want to consider the merits of a motel rather than driving through the night to New York. Especially because that would mean driving through the night, sitting next to a guy who smells like a month of back roads and sweat with just a hint of incontinent cat.
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