He doesn't know what he expected when he threw the stapler; he just hoped that it would do something. Which it did, which was excellent up until the point that the kitten started swatting at him instead.

The massive paw comes whooshing at him and he gets half a second to contemplate his poor decision-making before he throws himself forward to avoid the blow, reduced to half-crawling and attempting to flail to his feet. If he can just - re-coordinate and -

He manages it between gasps, darts between the giant thing's legs, heading straight for Johnny. He isn't moving, he isn't running, and this is definitely a situation, yep, they are definitely going to have to handle this. Where can they even go? The cat flap? Can the two of them even lift it? How bad did it scratch Johnny oh god did it - ?

See, questions like those aren't really helping.