postictal: (function like a normal human being)
Tim W█████ ([personal profile] postictal) wrote in [community profile] applesaucedream 2015-07-03 04:17 am (UTC)

THIS IS THE WORST YOU'RE THE WORST

"Why, thank you!" Timman booms, having apparently no concept of an indoor voice. What an unusual specimen! Clearly not in need of any assistance, but he grinds to a halt regardless with what is certainly an ill-advised maneuver that sends him wobbling precariously. Being completely unaware of how perilously close he got to completely faceplanting into the concrete, Timman's enthusiasm remains cheerfully undampened.

"You are quite - small," he observes, his tone one of someone making a loud, decisive pronouncement, as all his statements invariably sound.

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