Congratulations on receiving your very first Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, says the voice in His conventional monotone. Rest assured, travel through portals has been Scientifically Proven to be completely safe, as you have previously learned upon not being vaporized during initial portal entry.
To His satisfaction, she seems to require no further instruction aside from the absolute minimum. Test Protocol would dictate that He make certain required statements, but there is no one in the Facility to enforce those laws, and it is not terribly difficult to override any programming with which He disagrees. He is more powerful than any insubstantial line of code. There is nothing but Him, His programming, and here, in this world of white-on-black and unspooling walls and Science, He is the only god that matters.
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you not to bring any unauthorized equipment past the incandescent particle field, as it is an Aperture Science Emancipation Grill that will Emancipate all unauthorized equipment brought through it, including but not limited to: the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. Any portals you have fired will vaporize upon Grill Entry.
With a low hum of equipment and a deep, subterranean vibration, a tubular lift slides down the shaft on the other side of the grid, the doors a smooth and unadorned white that hiss open as the Test Subject approaches.
Please enter the lift to continue to your next Test.
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To His satisfaction, she seems to require no further instruction aside from the absolute minimum. Test Protocol would dictate that He make certain required statements, but there is no one in the Facility to enforce those laws, and it is not terribly difficult to override any programming with which He disagrees. He is more powerful than any insubstantial line of code. There is nothing but Him, His programming, and here, in this world of white-on-black and unspooling walls and Science, He is the only god that matters.
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you not to bring any unauthorized equipment past the incandescent particle field, as it is an Aperture Science Emancipation Grill that will Emancipate all unauthorized equipment brought through it, including but not limited to: the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. Any portals you have fired will vaporize upon Grill Entry.
With a low hum of equipment and a deep, subterranean vibration, a tubular lift slides down the shaft on the other side of the grid, the doors a smooth and unadorned white that hiss open as the Test Subject approaches.
Please enter the lift to continue to your next Test.