Well, all of that sounds unbelievable, and yet the lack of sneezing would indicate otherwise. If her hypothesis extends to the human, that is. She frowns coldly, an expression she is starting to enjoy making. "It did," she says. "I have never known such-" Humiliation comes out on another unpleasant sneeze - what a dreadful experience this is, this had BETTER not happen to her new body while she's awake - and she scowls viciously at the earth, incensed that she allowed herself to walk into that trap again.

"Excuse me," she says icily. "What kind of apocalypse?"

She was distantly aware of one such event occurring above ground. Didn't care to cancel it. Already she feels a slight tingling sensation, warning of another unnecessary biologic impulse, and she tamps it down furiously. Or rather she couldn't. She was trapped underground and couldn't do anything about it. Is that what you wanted to hear, rift?