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Wheatley ([personal profile] grabme) wrote in [community profile] applesaucedream 2015-08-31 02:46 am (UTC)

"Don't look," says Wheatley. "Right."

He does.

"How do you stand it?" he gasps, once he's remembered to stop wailing. "It's all so far down and - what's, um, what's the term, that designation you lot use - green. Obviously I understand the concept, green, obviously, one a scale of one to ten on the obvious scale that would be at least a nine, maybe a nine-point-five if you really push it along, but it's just - we didn't have that, down in the Relaxation Center! Not even a little! Not unless you count the neurotoxin but, well, no one counted the neurotoxin. 'Cept the humans. But everyone else said it was all gone!"

He's found that he's rather forgotten what he was so terrified of in the first place, less preoccupied about broken statues or losing his balance and more about the exceptional green-ness of every particle of his surroundings.

"This is amazing," he says. "Grass! Leaves. Look at that!"

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