Feigning a smile, she gestures grandly and bobs in the most sarcastic curtsy this world has ever seen. "I'm the Witch," she says. "And I think I know when I'm dead -- or when I see a dead body. Like I said, we all die, even if some of us are a little slow on the uptake afterward."

It's almost funny how the other two women keep huddling up against each other, each trying to stop the other from coming near as though physical distance has ever been a factor. She's getting more than a little tired of the denials, too. She has better things to do, surely.