What's she doing back there, fiddling with the old handcuffs? He's still getting used to this whole 'two arms and two legs' business, but if she's human then, well, she's had her whole life to get used to it! She just seems superbly uncoordinated for a human, that's all he's saying.

"Guardswoman." He pulls the word out, stretching it along his tongue. "Sounds right important, that. Sorry, would like to emphasize - completely innocent, here, haven't done a thing wrong in my life, not one, a right model citizen in all respects, and let's just get that right out of the way at the onset. Say, now, you wouldn't have happened to have been zapped through a spacetime Rift in recent memory, now, would you?"