He sucks in a breath until he puffs up, not unlike the frog he is about to not reference directly at all. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? LIKE ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS WITH THIS, RIGHT NOW? AM I FAMILIAR WITH EARTH? I CREATED IT. YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME. YES, I HAVE REGRETS. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SICK I AM OF WAKING UP ON PLANETS THAT AREN'T MINE AT THE GOOEY-EYED WHIM OF WHATEVER SADISTIC SHITSACK-ON-GOD-STEROIDS THAT'S DECIDED TO YANK MY CHAIN TODAY? I COULD PUKE MYSELF INSIDE OUT. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A DREAMBUBBLE VERSION OR A FUCKING LIMITED TWELFTH PERIGEE'S EVE EDITION. THIS HAS GOT TO STOP." This is more directed at the universe at large than at the TARDIS, but wow is it unfortunate that she happens to be at ground zero. Deep, froggy breaths. Angry crabbish gestures. Gradual but probably temporary calming down.
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