Hey, sometimes the body you end up making your own doesn't live up to the hype of the legend you steal your name from/self-fulfill. It happens to the best of us. We've all been there.

"And let me guess, if you did orchestrate a scheme with your name right on it, they'd probably still have the nerve to get upset, right?" There's probably a sliver of commiseration. Somewhere. Under the sarcasm. Actually somewhere along the line those all became the same thing anyway. "Names can be so difficult."