"Sparkly?" Let's just address that bit, because it's the most ridiculous. And also because while Con is not exactly, uh... boyfriend material, there was still that... ten seconds that went nowhere. Not that she is thinking about that. Sunshine, focus on the sparkles. "I mean, the best they can manage is passing as human, otherwise they just look... dead. To some degree." Or slimy, but she's not thinking about that, either. "They definitely do not sparkle."