"Thinking a little highly of my family, aren't you?"
Well, someone certainly caught on quickly. Most people would probably think that his father was some kind particularly fanatic Dugger-esque type rather than literally the Lord Almighty, even if the latter is the truth. And, honestly, it would probably be better for the entire universe if he was, because God is the worst deadbeat dad to ever exist, and that probably explains a lot about how the universe has generally gone.
"I can tell you with absolute certainty that no one in my family is sitting on a cloud in Heaven with wings and a harp, Daniel."
Because Heaven is closed for business and their wings have been all burned off.
"Besides," he adds, "if I was an angel, why wouldn't I just fly to New York? Hiking my way cross-country seems a little low for an angel of the Lord, don't you think?"
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Well, someone certainly caught on quickly. Most people would probably think that his father was some kind particularly fanatic Dugger-esque type rather than literally the Lord Almighty, even if the latter is the truth. And, honestly, it would probably be better for the entire universe if he was, because God is the worst deadbeat dad to ever exist, and that probably explains a lot about how the universe has generally gone.
"I can tell you with absolute certainty that no one in my family is sitting on a cloud in Heaven with wings and a harp, Daniel."
Because Heaven is closed for business and their wings have been all burned off.
"Besides," he adds, "if I was an angel, why wouldn't I just fly to New York? Hiking my way cross-country seems a little low for an angel of the Lord, don't you think?"