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Can't Stand the Distance, Can't Dream Alone [open to all]
The sleeping rifties might have a difficult time realizing they're dreaming this evening, in part because tonight's dreams are atypically vivid, even compared to the rift's usual efforts. Perhaps that is because it's drawing so heavily from the memories of the dreamers, themselves, and using that information to recreate their home worlds in stunning detail. And that is the real reason the dreamers might not be eager to accept the unreality of the situation: the situation is one that many of them have been hoping for for months or even years. In their dreams tonight, the rifties are going home.
Perhaps they arrive in the same moment that they left. Perhaps months have passed at home, or they might even find themselves arriving before their departure point. But those are small details when compared to the overwhelming realization that they're back where they belong.
They're not alone. Many dreamers will find the rift has given them a companion for the return trip. Well, an uncomplicated return home is probably more than anyone could have hoped for, anyway. And for the unwitting visitor, perhaps another universal displacement will be easier to bear with the addition of a local guide.
[ooc: usual dream party rules apply; all are welcome, and dreamers can remember or forget the events of the dream at the players' discretion. Also at the players' discretion: when their character arrives in their 'home universe,' and how many (if any) locals they'd want to run into.]
Perhaps they arrive in the same moment that they left. Perhaps months have passed at home, or they might even find themselves arriving before their departure point. But those are small details when compared to the overwhelming realization that they're back where they belong.
They're not alone. Many dreamers will find the rift has given them a companion for the return trip. Well, an uncomplicated return home is probably more than anyone could have hoped for, anyway. And for the unwitting visitor, perhaps another universal displacement will be easier to bear with the addition of a local guide.
[ooc: usual dream party rules apply; all are welcome, and dreamers can remember or forget the events of the dream at the players' discretion. Also at the players' discretion: when their character arrives in their 'home universe,' and how many (if any) locals they'd want to run into.]
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Woah. And all conveniently bible-theme-named, save for Nick.
Unless that's - not coincidental.
Crap. No. Crap. Daniel does not want this to be what he thinks it might be, but someone whose job is steadily dismantling an alien power structure that's deeply, accurately rooted in human religious literature is inclined to be more than a little suspicious at this point. Historically that power structure has adapted itself around Egyptian mythology, occasionally expanding to encompass the Greco-Roman, the Babylonian, the Celtic, ad nauseum, but not so much the Judeo-Christian. Except -
"Your dad's name doesn't happen to be 'Yahweh,' does it?" Daniel asks in as casual a tone as he can contrive. Or 'Satan,' he doesn't add, because he's already met a Satan, though that particular system lord preferred Sokar. But Daniel's ninety-five percent sure that Sokar's dead. He's been dead. For years. Please please please let him actually be dead.
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Well, someone certainly caught on quickly. Most people would probably think that his father was some kind particularly fanatic Dugger-esque type rather than literally the Lord Almighty, even if the latter is the truth. And, honestly, it would probably be better for the entire universe if he was, because God is the worst deadbeat dad to ever exist, and that probably explains a lot about how the universe has generally gone.
"I can tell you with absolute certainty that no one in my family is sitting on a cloud in Heaven with wings and a harp, Daniel."
Because Heaven is closed for business and their wings have been all burned off.
"Besides," he adds, "if I was an angel, why wouldn't I just fly to New York? Hiking my way cross-country seems a little low for an angel of the Lord, don't you think?"
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Though the way Nick decides to steer it instead, going off about angels rather than galactic subjugation - and a distinct lack of glowing eyes or glowing anything - would imply this is something else. Something else. Oh, grand. Daniel has enough something elses in his life right now. His entire existence is practically one big something else, followed by two or three question marks for good measure.
"Maybe angels can get cut off." Daniel's choosing to play along, keep this whole dialogue in the ambiguous place it's been hovering at until he's positive of - of what, exactly? Of whether or not this is something he should be worried about? Should he be putting through a preemptive call to dispatch? Would that be helpful in the slightest?
Hypothetically, Daniel's wagering no.
"You know, separated from their fellows," he continues with a faint shrug. He's not sure if he's actually straddling a double meaning here, or even what kind of double meaning it would be. "Or, like you said - some are just good at hiding and one would have to resort to less, um, conventional methods in locating them."
Angels. He's having an extended discourse with a random hitchhiker about angels. False alien deities Daniel has a fair grasp of. He knows how to approach them, how to think like them, how to kill them, how to disassemble their societies built on centuries of reverential enslavement. He has less of an idea of how one would deal with angels. Hypothetically, of course.
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"Besides, how many people even believe that there are angels watching over them? Isn't that just a story you tell to children, to make them feel safe in their beds at night?"
Angels, apparently, can't look after themselves, nevertheless someone else.
"Maybe you should try reading a little less John Dee."
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Welllllll Daniel may have maneuvered the conversation in that direction, but the 'angel' bit more or less happened on its own. Nick's trying to deflect the topic, dismissing it instead of addressing it. But then, he did say he wasn't a devout man. Maybe one who grows up surrounded by religious imagery would get pretty burned out on the topic.
"So what is your dad's name?" There, trying to set things back to a place that's a little more normal. And Daniel's curious.
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Not that talking about his Father is really all that much better, but they seem to be stuck on the topic.
"Charles. He usually went by Chuck."
First name that came to him, really.
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His standard interpersonal flair seems to be falling flat here. Probably because Nick's aroused Daniel's dominating intellectual curiosity, which means he's going to get inquisitive despite social norms. Well, even more inquisitive.
"So, uh, if your family's so big, what about your other relatives or brothers?" he asks, apparently unaware of the subtext he's treading on. "Can any of them help, or?"
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And now Lucifer finds himself the subject of his driver's unrelenting inquisitiveness, and he is a captive audience. Unless, of course, he decides to just fling himself out the passenger side door, which is an option that becomes more and more tempting the longer he sits there. They're only going, what, about fifty miles an hour? He could survive that collision. It would hurt, but he could heal up whatever breaks.
Lucifer's hands shift, curling in his lap.
"None of them are in much of a position to help."
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"I see," he says, even if he doesn't, really. "Hence the roadtrip?"
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There is something in his voice that goes cold and quiet and hard.
"And he has spent too long running from our family. What has happened is his fault, if not in whole than at least in part, and he will help me fix it."
Well... nothing can be fixed, not really. Even three archangels working together wouldn't be able to bring back their dead brothers, or even find their Father so that he could do it. Killing Metatron, though it would be justice, would just result in one more dead angel, but Lucifer is willing to pay that price. He is willing to stain his hands with the blood of his kin for the sake of bringing justice to the rest of them.
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"Uh-huh?" Daniel very clearly has no idea how to handle this, so he's going to try and proceed with caution. "So is that why, um, Gabriel is, is hiding? Er, well, making himself difficult to find?"
Excellent cautious instincts.
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He loves Gabriel, loves him dearly, but he is also plenty aware of his brother's flaws.
"Our family thought that he was dead for a very long time after he left. I thought he was dead," Lucifer says, "until recently. He would rather run than face conflict, but I will not allow him to keep burying his head in the sand."
Welcome to the angel family politics, Daniel. It's all sorts of fucked up here.
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Except evidently Nick, but every confrontation needs a catalyst.
"And addressing issues is good," he adds. "Instead of letting them, you know, fester."
Daniel might be underestimating just how long those issues have been festering. By a couple million years.
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For an uncomfortably long time.
"And what would you know about it?"
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"Uh." He scrambles for a justifier. "You'd be surprised?"
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He's been sitting here telling Daniel bits and pieces of his personal history, after all, and has gotten hardly anything in return other than the fact that Daniel is an archaeologist who can quote Scripture from memory. That's practically nothing, considering what he now knows of Lucifer's family situation and the clusterfuck thereof.
A clusterfuck that he'd prefer to have not as the center of the conversation, especially if he is going to be spending a few hours stuck in this small space with him.
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"Oh, I dunno." He tightens his grip on the wheel fractionally. "Couple NDE's kinda teach you some perspective." That's less alarming than actual real death, right?
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But, then again, there is something off about Daniel. Something that even Lucifer's nearly nonexistent powers can get a hint of.
"Just what have you been looking at that's brought you to near-death on more than one occasion? Read a Necronomicon or two?"
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By which he means sometimes you get shot by murderous alien warlords and then resurrected so he can plan to kill you again for the amusement factor. That wasn't a fun time.
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There is definitely more to this story than what Daniel is telling him; then again, there's a lot more to his story than what Lucifer mentioned, so it's really all equivalent. And it's not as though Lucifer has much leverage to force Daniel to divulge it, nor does he want to waste his energy going brain-spelunking in order to find out. Before, it may have been something that he would have been curious about, but he doesn't have the luxury of indulging it now.
"Do you have a specialty? One particular culture or period?"
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"Egyptology," he says, a little easier, sensing an acceptable segue. "Primarily. I've expanded since." Yes, to alien civilizations that are bizarrely bent on emulating ancient Earth cultures. And also Latin. "Sometimes I get called in to serve in a diplomatic function. When you study that range of languages it can help with -" intergalactic "- international negotiations."
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He may be ever so slightly mocking you, Daniel. Don't mind him, he can't help but look down his nose at practically everyone.
"And you must get involved in quite the interesting politics if you keep getting caught in firefights."
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"Archaeology just happened to be my first line of work. It wasn't my only one. Philology turned out to be more, ah, helpful. For that area." Like learning how to say we're friendly! don't shoot! in five different regional variants of Goa'uld.
He offers a tight, self-effacing smile. "Wouldn't believe some of the situations I get into."
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And he's also not so inclined to be merciful in his interrogations, after Daniel literally asked him if his Father is God. Really, the nerve of some people, picking up hitchhikers and asking them if they're angels in disguise. Didn't Daniel know after reading all of that mythology that you're supposed to provide hospitality without suspicion, and then you get rewarded in the end? Or, at least, not killed.
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Daniel looks at him warily. He won't bother to mask it this time. That sounded very much like some sort of personal dare. His tangles with manifested mythology are statistically probable to result in death anyway, most frequently his own.
"Got shot once," he offers slowly. Or twice. Or so many times he's lost count. "Right in the chest, point-blank." Which was...also not a first for that part of his biology. One would think it'd be easier to forget once the visible scarring got wiped but no, Daniel remembers most of the unpleasant things he's been through. He just can't remember which ones he survived.
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tw: car accidents of a possibly metaphysical nature
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tw: injury
tw: injury
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