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The Big Applesauce Moderators ([personal profile] applesaucemod) wrote in [community profile] applesaucedream2015-02-28 03:26 pm

ACT NOW! [Open to All]

Has this ever happened to you?

All you're trying to do is have an uneventful night's sleep, but you find yourself in a sprawling labyrinth of interconnected rooms, each one a transplant from a bland, suburban home. You search and search for an exit, but just can't seem to find one! And even if you could - where did you park your car?

Oh, no! You're trapped in another dream event!

No matter what you do, everything just seems to turn out wrong. Open a cabinet - tupperware avalanche! Attempt to pour yourself a drink - disaster! No bowl of cheetos is safe from your sudden, embarrassing clumsiness! It's as if you can't do any simple task without it going horribly awry! What a mess!

That's right, dreamers: you're stuck in the desaturated Before Times of every terrible infomercial you've ever seen, and life is a sisyphean struggle.

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[OOC: Standard dream party rules apply: all are welcome regardless of their membership in the game, and characters can remember or forget the events of the dream at the players' discretion. Backtag forever.]
lottawork: (bitchpls)

[personal profile] lottawork 2015-03-24 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
A disappointingly predictable response, if perfectly reasonable.

"That is typically how these sorts of things are approached." He inclines his head very slightly, a faint, mocking twist to the corner of his mouth, and adds wryly, "if it's any consolation, it's doubtful you and I will ever see each other again."
biscuit_powered: (human | snark | go fuck yourself)

[personal profile] biscuit_powered 2015-03-25 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Believe me," mutters Asmodia. "It's a consolation."

She ought to curse him or something -- he'd deserve it. Except he totally wouldn't, is the frustrating thing; he's an asshole but anything she could do to him would be ludicrously disproportionate, even in a dream. "Yeah, well, you're welcome for the rescue," she huffs, turning to go. "See you never."
lottawork: (fresh out of fucks)

[personal profile] lottawork 2015-03-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, he certainly won't mind concluding this particular encounter. His tone is light, a mockery of civility, as he observes her departure.

"Likewise."