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applesaucedream2015-02-28 03:26 pm
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Entry tags:
- character: asmodia antarion,
- character: daine sarrasri,
- character: eliot waugh,
- character: gabriel,
- character: greta baker,
- character: iman asadi,
- character: johnny truant,
- character: rashad durant,
- character: sunshine,
- character: the balladeer,
- dropped: dana cardinal,
- dropped: daniel jackson,
- dropped: illyria,
- dropped: jay merrick,
- dropped: nicholas rush,
- dropped: tim wright,
- party post,
- retired: bee,
- retired: melanie,
- retired: peter vincent,
- retired: yuri kostoglodov
ACT NOW! [Open to All]
Has this ever happened to you?
All you're trying to do is have an uneventful night's sleep, but you find yourself in a sprawling labyrinth of interconnected rooms, each one a transplant from a bland, suburban home. You search and search for an exit, but just can't seem to find one! And even if you could - where did you park your car?
Oh, no! You're trapped in another dream event!
No matter what you do, everything just seems to turn out wrong. Open a cabinet - tupperware avalanche! Attempt to pour yourself a drink - disaster! No bowl of cheetos is safe from your sudden, embarrassing clumsiness! It's as if you can't do any simple task without it going horribly awry! What a mess!
That's right, dreamers: you're stuck in the desaturated Before Times of every terrible infomercial you've ever seen, and life is a sisyphean struggle.

[OOC: Standard dream party rules apply: all are welcome regardless of their membership in the game, and characters can remember or forget the events of the dream at the players' discretion. Backtag forever.]
All you're trying to do is have an uneventful night's sleep, but you find yourself in a sprawling labyrinth of interconnected rooms, each one a transplant from a bland, suburban home. You search and search for an exit, but just can't seem to find one! And even if you could - where did you park your car?
Oh, no! You're trapped in another dream event!
No matter what you do, everything just seems to turn out wrong. Open a cabinet - tupperware avalanche! Attempt to pour yourself a drink - disaster! No bowl of cheetos is safe from your sudden, embarrassing clumsiness! It's as if you can't do any simple task without it going horribly awry! What a mess!
That's right, dreamers: you're stuck in the desaturated Before Times of every terrible infomercial you've ever seen, and life is a sisyphean struggle.

[OOC: Standard dream party rules apply: all are welcome regardless of their membership in the game, and characters can remember or forget the events of the dream at the players' discretion. Backtag forever.]
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"That is typically how these sorts of things are approached." He inclines his head very slightly, a faint, mocking twist to the corner of his mouth, and adds wryly, "if it's any consolation, it's doubtful you and I will ever see each other again."
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She ought to curse him or something -- he'd deserve it. Except he totally wouldn't, is the frustrating thing; he's an asshole but anything she could do to him would be ludicrously disproportionate, even in a dream. "Yeah, well, you're welcome for the rescue," she huffs, turning to go. "See you never."
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"Likewise."