Fluff Pit (open to multiple)

[bluesuit_handy]

It's been a long day of scanning the bunnies that appeared in the flat he shares with James for signs of dimensional instability and/or sinister intent. Or, alright, that part only took about half an hour, and since then they've been keeping the bunnies corralled in the living room and supplying them with lettuce while Andrew made a few calls to verify whether this was an isolated occurrence.

When he sleeps, it's the sleep of a man who has not found much in the way of answers. With bunnies on his mind, the rift overactive, and several personal problems elevating him to constant low-level anxiety, it's probably not much wonder that when he dreams, it's a dream wide open to intrusion.

And maybe it would be good if someone did intrude, because at the moment Andrew is struggling to dig himself out of a giant pile of fluffy bunnies. Every time he thinks he can glimpse light above him, the squirming pile shifts and he's shunted deeper, until all he can feel are warm bodies against him, smothering his attempts to emerge into fresh air.

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[rae_of_sun]

Sunshine looks a bit puzzled at his pronouncement, but she does step back, clearing the door. Odin knows what that weird little device he's brandishing actually is, but considering this is his mess of rabbits, she's willing to entertain the notion that he actually knows how to handle them.

… And then the device starts to produce a carthaginian awful sound, and she winces, dropping the broom so she can clap her hands over her ears. It's just about enough to drive her out of the kitchen, so it doesn't surprise her when the rabbits suddenly start to scramble for the door.

[bluesuit_handy]

Andrew's own expression takes a turn for the pained, one eye slowly squeezing shut as he involuntarily winces. It's working, though, clearly -- alright, maybe a few rabbits are bounding the wrong way, but that's just a matter of picking his way to the door he doesn't want them going through and driving them back the other way. Soon there are only a few stragglers, and he shuts off the screwdriver with a sigh of relief.

"Think we can get this last lot by hand," he suggests, looking pleased with himself.

[rae_of_sun]

Sunshine echoes the sigh, about as grateful that the noise has stopped as that the rabbits have largely cleared out. She retrieves the dropped broom and nudges one of the stragglers out the door. "What is that thing?" she asks over her shoulder, eyeing the screwdriver dubiously.

[bluesuit_handy]

"Sonic screwdriver," replies Andrew, giving it a little flip to show off before pocketing it. "It slices, it dices, it chases rabbits out of your kitchen -- or at least that last bit. Making anything good?"

Just gonna snoop now. Anything going on in those ovens? If he spots anything in a bowl on the counter, he's liable to stick a finger in to get a taste.

[rae_of_sun]

After setting down the broom, Sunshine turns away from the door and wipes her hands on her apron. Now that the rabbits are gone, it's hard to remember they were ever here - and the need to clean her own hands takes a back seat to the greater concern of keeping this weirdo from sticking his hands into every occupied mixing bowl.

She's tempted to say that everything is good, but that might encourage him. "Don't touch anything," she says instead, in damage control mode as she crosses the kitchen and ushers him away from the counter. "Look, just… sit here." She gestures to the little stool that is normally reserved for Mary or Aimil, or (if she's feeling especially generous) Pat or Jesse or Theo. Not random strangers, even if they have done her a favor. At least this guy's skinny enough that if he does park himself on the stool, he won't be in the way.

[bluesuit_handy]

Too late; he's already lifting a be-battered finger from the bowl and sticking it in his mouth. Andrew's eyebrows shoot up and he lets out an 'mmm!' of approval. He's just reaching for the next when she gets in his way, and he turns a high wattage pout on her before letting himself be herded away to perch on the little stool.

"I'm told I'm pregnant," he says suddenly. "You wouldn't deny a pregnant person, say, a cookie, would you? Cravings, you know."

Not that he's really pregnant, of course.

[rae_of_sun]

Sunshine casts a skeptical glance at Andrew's rail-thin torso. "With what, a tapeworm?" Without waiting for a response, she goes to the bowl he sampled from and gives it a vigorous stir.

But, okay, he did help with… something. Right? And he sure looks like he could use some feeding. She sets the bowl down, then wanders over to the cooling trays of cookies. A tiny plate gets loaded up with Killer Zebras, Triple-Fudge Chunk, Buttermost Limit, and a couple Cranberry-Oatmeal. "Here," she says, setting the plate on the counter beside him.

[bluesuit_handy]

Andrew's eyebrows shoot up and he lets out a sound halfway between a laugh and a tut of disapproval. "Don't listen to the mean lady, Fizgig," he says to his own belly, pressing his palms on it like he's covering his imaginary child's ears. He looks up as she approaches, and grins widely at the offering. "Much appreciated," he informs her, picking up an oatmeal cookie and taking a bite. At least he's demonstrative about his enjoyment; he'll be making all kinds of borderline inappropriate groans of appreciation while he works his way through the plate.