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Entry tags:
- character: asmodia antarion,
- character: daine sarrasri,
- character: eliot waugh,
- character: gabriel,
- character: greta baker,
- character: iman asadi,
- character: johnny truant,
- character: rashad durant,
- character: sunshine,
- character: the balladeer,
- dropped: dana cardinal,
- dropped: daniel jackson,
- dropped: illyria,
- dropped: jay merrick,
- dropped: nicholas rush,
- dropped: tim wright,
- party post,
- retired: bee,
- retired: melanie,
- retired: peter vincent,
- retired: yuri kostoglodov
ACT NOW! [Open to All]
Has this ever happened to you?
All you're trying to do is have an uneventful night's sleep, but you find yourself in a sprawling labyrinth of interconnected rooms, each one a transplant from a bland, suburban home. You search and search for an exit, but just can't seem to find one! And even if you could - where did you park your car?
Oh, no! You're trapped in another dream event!
No matter what you do, everything just seems to turn out wrong. Open a cabinet - tupperware avalanche! Attempt to pour yourself a drink - disaster! No bowl of cheetos is safe from your sudden, embarrassing clumsiness! It's as if you can't do any simple task without it going horribly awry! What a mess!
That's right, dreamers: you're stuck in the desaturated Before Times of every terrible infomercial you've ever seen, and life is a sisyphean struggle.

[OOC: Standard dream party rules apply: all are welcome regardless of their membership in the game, and characters can remember or forget the events of the dream at the players' discretion. Backtag forever.]
All you're trying to do is have an uneventful night's sleep, but you find yourself in a sprawling labyrinth of interconnected rooms, each one a transplant from a bland, suburban home. You search and search for an exit, but just can't seem to find one! And even if you could - where did you park your car?
Oh, no! You're trapped in another dream event!
No matter what you do, everything just seems to turn out wrong. Open a cabinet - tupperware avalanche! Attempt to pour yourself a drink - disaster! No bowl of cheetos is safe from your sudden, embarrassing clumsiness! It's as if you can't do any simple task without it going horribly awry! What a mess!
That's right, dreamers: you're stuck in the desaturated Before Times of every terrible infomercial you've ever seen, and life is a sisyphean struggle.

[OOC: Standard dream party rules apply: all are welcome regardless of their membership in the game, and characters can remember or forget the events of the dream at the players' discretion. Backtag forever.]
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"Fuck - !" Rush forces himself rigid again, fearful any abrupt movements may unravel or reravel any progress he may have made in extricating his upper body. "Don't - just fuckin' leave it, don't -" He makes a resigned, circular motion with the only hand he has available to him. "Don't cut anything."
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Rocking back again and turning her attention away from him in a
forcedbusiness-like fashion, she shucks off her backpack and reaches into it, grabbing a garment that apparently just happens to be the first thing her hand touches and swinging it around over her shoulders. As she ties the short cloak in place everything that is inhuman about her fades from sight or changes to a more 'natural' color, leaving her a pale young human woman."There," she says sharply, glaring at him. Just let him flinch away from her now. "Better? May I help now?"
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"Sorry," he mutters without exhibiting the slightest effort to convey any sense of apology whatsoever, narrowed focus entirely devoted to extracting his neck from any imminent danger of strangulation, "but I've found things tend to progress much quicker without external -"
That particular line of thought unexpectedly shatters in contact with the apparent knowledge that this organism is capable of shifting its appearance.
" - interference, what the fuck," Rush finishes flatly, taking great care to enunciate each consonant with crisp, arid disbelief. "Did you just alter species?"
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Again, she reaches toward him to help with the cords. It's so simple and she can have it off him in just a minute if he'll just hold still instead of acting like a big, racist baby. Or so she thinks -- should Rush hold still long enough for her to start pulling loops of cord off him, she'll quickly get one of her own wrists ensnared.
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"Would you fucking - no," he snaps, almost entirely devoid of his intended rancor. He suspects any efforts to get this non-terrestrial to fuck off would be infinitely less difficult if his tone would stop bizarrely and ineffectively landing in the area of mildly horrified bafflement. "Fucking leave it. I am solving a problem."
This is no fucking less difficult than one's typical quantum-based geometrically-locked cypher, except perhaps instead of a flawlessly arranged locking grid there are simply rows and rows of endless fucking knots. But his right arm is finally loosening, thank fuck, and no longer in imminent danger of mass tissue death by blood loss.
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He's got part of it at least loose, and it seems obvious from an outside perspective what needs to be done next. "Hold still," she demands, refusing to take no for an answer as she goes to work on the wires. If she just takes that part and shifts it -- and there, all those loops can slide right down off the end of his arm, which will free up that other one running out from the snarled mess around his hip, which in turn can --
Wait, when did she slip this much of the cables up over her own forearms? She can remember putting her hands through a couple loops just for a place to put the cable so it wouldn't re-tangle, but when she looks down she finds that it's crept up to her elbows, and when she tries to slide her arms out --
"Uh," she says. "Don't freak out, but I think there might be a problem."
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That is, assuming, that external forces somewhat beyond his control do not insist on fucking everything up on a consistent basis.
"What did I just say," he growls, performing a flawless job of imbuing each word with as much withering disdain as can be contained in a pentasyllabic phrase. He is beginning to suspect there may be several unknown properties at work here, several of which involve the physical entanglement of any unfortunate who happens to initiate the briefest contact with the nest of tangles, regardless of spatial logic.
And now she's gone and gotten herself fucking caught. With him.
"Fair fucking brilliant." He shakes the hair from his eyes with a brisk jerk of a chin and glowers levelly at her, muscle in his jaw twitching subtly. "You realize you've effectively trapped us both?"
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"...I'm going to cut it," she decides, because the hell with preserving his spell components when they're obviously under some kind of curse. Trouble is, she can't reach her knife right now; she just ends up yanking on the man she was attempting to free when she tries. Grinding her teeth, she wracks her brain for other options...and lights up as it occurs to her to call on her familiar. "Biscuit?" she whistles, then grins when she sees where he's got to. "Biscuit!"
The rodent from earlier looks up from where he managed to overturn a bowl of cheetos on himself while his witch was busy. "Besa srruisr sraka kur ka," she says to the donkey rat, who obediently abandons his treasure trove of junk food to trundle in their direction, fur laden with orange cheese dust. "He'll get us out," Asmodia says confidently.
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"Get - the fuck - off," he rasps between clenched teeth, panic now approaching something more easily interpreted as horror. She will not stop touching him, and this is her fault and something easily fucking rectified if only she had fucking listened to him in the first fucking place. Anxiety intensifying unbearably with each passing fucking second, Rush lashes out with a thoroughly ensnared foot with frenetic desperation, and succeeds only in hooking it around some essential component of the wires still trapping his right arm, toppling him completely once more.
The inclusion of an animal he does not recognize is assuredly not helping.
"Don't you fuckin' dare," he snarls at it as it approaches, accent thickening at the bleeding edges of his own mounting, frenzied panic. "Donnae even think ah comin' fuckin' near me. An' don' - don' fuckin' cut it. D'you wannae fuckin' kill us?"
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And down he goes, taking her to the floor with him. She manages not to land on him, but it's not like there's far she can go. The bonds on her arms have converged so that the one not pressed against her newest acquaintance is held tight against her own forearm.
Biscuit stops short and chitters at her, staring at the man with his ears perked forward, and Asmodia does not call him closer again. "What do you mean, kill us?" she asks, trying very hard not to catch his infectious panic. Did he know these cords were cursed? He could have warned her!
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The initial surge of feverish energy has faded to a harsh, heavy gasping as Rush shuts his eyes and devotes the remainder of his concentration into not panicking.
It is not going well.
"I do not like," he works out from his awkward, contorted, painful sprawl on the floor, "touching. Regardless of fuckin' species. Y'understan'?"
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With him on the floor and her arms bound together and to his side, she doesn't have much choice but to sort of lounge next to him, painfully propped up on one elbow to maintain some semblance of not being entirely prone and helpless. Thus far the cords are only on her arms, but she knows better now than to move and make it worse.
"...I have an idea," she says, watching him gasp for air. "I can get us out of this, but you have to let me do it -- you have to trust me. And you have to tell me if there are any other enchantments on these things that are going to stop me from opening the dimension door."
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"They are not -" he grinds out, though the words emerge as halting wheezes, "bloody - enchanted. Mechan - mechanical."
His eyes clamp shut as he tries not to succumb to the vertiginous pull of steadily reducing respiration. Rush has next to no grasp of what method of escape she's brought up - something dimensional, whatever the fuck - and he can no longer afford to care if the unpleasant graying cast that has begun to saturate his vision is any indication. He is not going to die by fucking strangulation and certainly not by laptop cables being atypically inflexible little fucks.
That would be ridiculous.
"Yes - do it - before ah fuckin' - asphyxiate."
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No use dwelling on it, though. With her hands tied she can't check, and so she'll have to trust that he's right and they can disappear right out from under their bonds. "Okay," she says, shutting her own eyes and taking a deep breath. "Remember, don't try to resist. I can only do this once."
Thank the light she doesn't have to move her hands for this one. Focusing inward, she begins loudly reciting an incantation in a language Rush won't recognize -- and a few words later, they both abruptly disappear and reappear in the same positions on the other side of the room sans laptop cords.
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"Fuck!" he snaps with what little recovered breath he has, and scrambles back again. A wall. He crawled directly into a wall and even considering the disorienting kaleidoscopic pulses to his vision following his imminent strangulation, that makes him fair fucking pathetic.
"What is it," Rush rasps, wrapping one arm protectively around his aching chest, "that you did, just now?" He shoots her a look of suspicion mingled with curiosity. "That method of transportation - I'm completely unfamiliar with it."
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"...Dimension door?" she repeats. Not a magic user, then. "It's a spell, a really handy one. Uh...are you, uh...hurt?"
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"I'm fine," he says, vocal cords feeling as frayed and torn as the rest of him. "I'm not overly familiar with magic, as a vehicle or a practice. I'm a scientist."
He fixes her with an unvarying, intense look, eyes narrowing.
"And you," he continues with a mildly accusatory curiosity, "are not human. Are you." The addition of the question-like phrase is a vaguely recognized social courtesy, but the question itself does not exist so much as it manifests as a quiet demand.
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She rests her elbows on her legs and resists the urge to grab her own tail; it's a childish habit and she won't have it. "No," she says, trying to lock eyes with him to show that she's not intimidated by his tone and is only going to tell him what she feels like sharing and on her own terms. Her gaze slides away to land on his ear after a whopping four seconds, the extended eye contact all but excruciating. Still, she tries to at least sound firm. "I'm not."
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He is not a diplomat. He is not a fucking linguist. He is a scientist, and he is not equipped to make goddamned first contact.
He is also the only one present to carry out that directive.
Unfortunately.
"I'm unfamiliar with your species," Rush says at last, breaking his analytical sweep to drop his hand and shift back, pressing against the wall. His other arm comes up to wrap again around the burning lines of lingering tension across his chest. "Though non-terrestrial interference was, in my universe - frequent."
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"I'm a tiefling," she says, speaking slowly for his benefit. Surely he's at least heard of them. "And what do you mean, your universe? And what do you mean, non-terrestrial interference?"
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"Universe," he repeats with slow, deliberate stress distributed evenly over all consonants. "Brane. Separate reality." The intensity of his pointed stare abruptly disperses as he looks away, shaking hair from his eyes in a brusque, involuntary motion. His tone becomes wry, quietly self-derisive. "Spacetime is terribly malleable these days, haven't you heard?"
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She sort of assumed -- well, but there's still no good reason not to assume, is there? "Where are you from?" she asks, trying to lay some kind of groundwork before addressing this universe business.
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"Human. Yes." His eyes drop, briefly raking the air surrounding him before snapping unerringly back to her, rigid and questioning. "Earth. Planet, if you haven't heard of it. Though likely a different iteration than the one you might be familiar with."
He regards her with something approaching his usual level of terse, vague irritation. "We're operating from different areas of reference. You understand that reality isn't a singular concept, and that theoretically there's an infinite amount of divergent pathways to be extrapolated from each one?"
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She gives her head a little shake. "I know there are other planes of being, but they're all part of the same..." she gestures vaguely, "thing. But you're talking about two different versions of the same plane, aren't you? Or more than two."
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Rush flexes the fingers of his right arm abruptly, reestablishing sensation in absence of numbness, a rapid clenching and unclenching of his fist with arrhythmic intensity before he drags the hand through his hair, brushing the disordered fringe again from his face.
"Essentially, what we know is this." His hand falls away to flick up one finger, wavering yet absolute. "One, that the multiverse is endless. Endless." He pauses to favor her with a searching look with more magnitude than is strictly conversationally appropriate, though given that Rush is ostensibly encountering a non-terrestrial - 'Earth' is a familiar title, though 'alarming' raises its own set of theories - it may be entirely warranted. "Two, the differences between universes are equally infinite. And three, there exists a Rift capable of circumventing the boundaries that would normally exist between separate branes, a spatial-temporal fracture in the chiral matter itself."
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