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Entry tags:
- character: daine sarrasri,
- character: gabriel,
- character: johnny truant,
- character: lucifer,
- character: peeta mellark,
- character: spike,
- character: sunshine,
- dropped: aglet bottlerack,
- dropped: aiden,
- dropped: andrew noble,
- dropped: croach the tracker,
- dropped: dana cardinal,
- dropped: gus fring,
- dropped: ianto jones,
- dropped: jennifer strange,
- dropped: jodie holmes,
- dropped: the tardis,
- dropped: topher brink,
- dropped: zagreus,
- party post,
- retired: aziraphale,
- retired: crowley
And the Boats Drift On [Open to All]

The water is calm, and the night sky is filled with stars. The only light is natural: a patchy, bioluminescent glow coming from the water below, and the bright swath of the Milky Way above. It's not much, but it's more than enough to see by.
The dreamers will find themselves sitting in their own little rowboats, each stocked with two oars, a length of rope, some cushions, and a little picnic basket full of snacks. There is no visible shoreline, but it won't take the dreamers long to realize theirs are not the only boats in this shallow sea. Anything stirring in the water, be it fish or paddle, causes phosphorescent plankton to glow a bright blue, so there isn't really anywhere to hide.
Feel free to paddle around and visit the other dreamers, perhaps tying your boats together and sharing your snacks in an impromptu picnic. Or you could go for a swim - the bioluminescence makes it difficult to see the bottom, but it's not too terribly deep, so the risk of drowning is all but nonexistent.
[ooc: Same drill as always, folks. All are welcome, regardless of whether or not your character is in the game. Characters may remember or forget dream shenanigans at the player's discretion.]
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And even if it were-- dreams sent by the Authorities, of whichever side, surely those are for humans? What's the point in sending a vague and nebulous dream to their own agents when they could just do what they've always done and hijack Crowley's stereo system.
He stills in the water when a thought suddenly occurs to him, and he lifts an eyebrow at Aziraphale over his dark glasses. 'Adam?'
Could be. The kid's certainly got power enough for something like this, and still doesn't know entirely what to do with it. Might even be... his dream, unintentionally expanded to draw the two of them into it. Crowley frowns, and has another go at the wine.
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"Well, I'm sure it'll all sort itself out," says Aziraphale, uncorking a second bottle for his own consumption. He knocks about half of it back and flops over, causing the boat to rock worrisomely. "Oh dear." He reaches out to steady it awkwardly. "Better be careful."
Is it just him, or did he get drunk in an awful hurry? Well, no complaints here.
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'Not enough bottles here to get you drunk enough to come join me, wasn't it? You've barely had one and a half. Tch,' he shakes his head, tutting dramatically. 'Careful, angel; it isn't usually so easy to make you eat your words.'
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Muscles cord in his arms as he hauls himself further out of the water, flopping inelegantly into the boat with a little flail, his tail curling around under the hull to hold him steady. The boat rocks briefly, and violently, and then after a moment steadies out as Crowley settles into a liquid slouch, the length of his tail still trailing in the water, swishing lazily back and forth.
'Something's certainly come over you.' Unseen behind his glasses, his eyes are bright, but he affects nonchalance as he pops the cork on a fresh bottle with a wave of one hand.
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Or maybe he just wanted to feel it quicker.Crowley getting into the boat is quite an ordeal; Aziraphale grips the edges of it in mild alarm, waiting for everything to settle again. Seeing Crowley's characteristic nonchalance up close and personal causes him a flurry of self consciousness, and he attempts to straighten himself up a bit.
"What ever are you trying to imply?" he says with a raised eyebrow.
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He takes a swig from his newly-opened wine bottle. Really, this stuff is far too nice to be drunk from the bottle like a bum on the tube, but Crowley was never one to stand on ceremony.
'Nothing,' he shrugs, voice as lackadaisical and laid-back as he can make it (being Crowley, he takes that tone to such extremes you could probably take a nap on it.) 'Just seem disssstracted, 's all.'
The muscled bulk of his tail slides wetly over the gunwale as he lifts the tip of it to give Aziraphale a little prod in the shoulder.
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"I've nothing to be distracted by," he says stubbornly, reaching forward with intent to receive the bottle, and instead receiving the instantaneous debunking of that very assertion as Crowley gives him a cheeky little nudge. He falters slightly, glancing at the tail. "May I help you?" he asks it haughtily, flicking his hand at it.
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He's still lounging in the prow, unconcernedly drinking his wine, but his tail is slowly snaking its way out of the water, the tip drawing itself around behind Aziraphale's shoulders, and the rest of it following, long enough to loop twice around Aziraphale's body. He's not constricting, hardly even touching the angel, in fact, but the potential is tangible, played up for the sake of irritating provocation.
And then, in belated answer to Aziraphale's question, 'Nah, I'm good.'
In fact, he is still rather curious about the nature of the dream, but, though he's always been more philosophically inclined than his counterpart, he's also also a wretched opportunist.
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Any enquiries about Crowley's intentions would be much too obvious now; Crowley needs no further goading and Aziraphale isn't keen to give it at this point, nor does he particularly feel like playing hard to get. He comes up short, instead looking mutely at his companion with an expression that says some variation on I suppose you're quite pleased with yourself.
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Given the sex-and-sex drive-less-ness of angels, it's a matter of some debate whether either of them can technically be said to have things at all, but, well. Over the course of 6,000 years, they've both gone native in a variety of ways. Crowley can't actually remember which one of them it was who first suggested making the Effort for this sort of thing.
'Not that I object.' He grins evilly. 'It's always the stuffy, priggish ones, isn't it? All that repression.'
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"I don't appreciate your insinuation," he huffs, but his concentration breaks all too easily. "Hhn," he says, squirming just a little, and with an affectedly shy suggestiveness, "Don't stop?"
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'Could do worse than inssssinuate,' he points out, the hiss now not entirely intentional. He hadn't bothered to manifest genitals in this form, but that doesn't mean he can't feel arousal. 'What is it, nossstalgia? The two of us way back at the beginning, me as the ssserpent and you with your flaming sword, all heavenly righteousssnesss and too many dimensions to look at. Or later than that? All those myths about nagas in India, you know? That was me. Or a lot of 'em were, anyway. While you were busy getting ssssmitey in the Fertile Crescent.'
Behind his dark glasses, his eyes go hazy for a moment or two, distracted by thoughts of Aziraphale's smitiness. Possibly from a demon it showed a distinct lack of self-preservation, but he'd always found Aziraphale ridiculously attractive like that. Snapping out of it a moment later, he forcefully returns the focus to Aziraphale, pressing his tail up against the crotch of his hideous tartan trousers.
uh so yeah NSFW
"O-oh," he comments, slightly breathless. "I- I don't know. Could be any of those. I don't particularly care what it is," he admits, eyes open, staring Crowley down, "so long as it continues."
It's not lost on him, the hesitation, the timing of it. Aziraphale's known Crowley too long to miss something as well placed as that. But there's not much he can do about it now, and when Crowley presses harder against him he lets out another shrill sound, surprised and indecently aroused.
"Come- come here, won't you," he says between gasps. Can't very well reach for him, so he squirms more instead, pressing his thighs together to keep the tail where it is. "Please?"
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'Tart,' he accuses, and makes to close the distance between them before Aziraphale even starts to respond.
He realises the error in this as soon as he moves. Locomotion when one has the lower half of a snake and the torso of a man is a dream in water, easy enough on land (if a hell of a strain on the lower back muscles), and next to impossible in a very small rowboat. The boat rocks violently, sending bottles clinking, and Crowley throws out his arms to brace on the sides of the boat, his tail tightening in reflex.
'Um,' he says.
And then, somewhat guiltily, he loosens the coils around Aziraphale, aware that that might have hurt a bit; a snake's muscles are powerful.
'That might,' he says once the boat's rocking has ceased, 'be easier said than done, here.'
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"Oh-" He winces, gasping a bit as Crowley loosens again. "So I see."
He takes a moment to recover himself. It did hurt, a bit, but at the same time there was something to it that he rather liked. All that overpowering intensity and raw force. He does tend to go in for that kind of thing. Being an angel and all. He'll have to arrange for that again, but maybe from a better position.
"Here, let me go a minute," he says, attempting to wriggle free. "I'll come to you."
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Still, he recognises the look on Aziraphale's face as a promising one indeed, and he gives him another (tiny, so tiny) squeeze before throwing one thick coil over his head and letting the rest of his tail draw itself around Aziraphale until he's free to move again. Crowley's tail is left to run the length of the little boat, its full length somewhere around nine feet, the tip of it draped over the prow and twitching faintly with anticipation.
He scoots the upper half of himself back against the stern of the little boat, more or less approximating a sitting position, and waves a hand to banish the picnic basket. All for Aziraphale's ease, of course.
'What'd you have in mind?'
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He places his hands innocuously (so far) along Crowley's sides, leans down and kisses him, quick and chaste. It had taken him a rather long time to pick up the knack for kissing, and though he still hasn't quite got the hang of it, he's come to enjoy it quite a bit. He smiles down at the demon and rolls his hips ever so slightly. There's nothing in particular to rub against but that's hardly the point.
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The quick little peck of a kiss is equally graceless, and Crowley grins a liquid grin up at him. 'Oh, go on,' he goads, drawing his tail up behind Aziraphale, the thick trunk of it braced behind him like the back of a chair while the rest loops around to brush over Aziraphale's stomach. 'You can do better than that, I know this for a fact.'
Curling a hand around the back of Aziraphale's neck, he pulls him down into a proper kiss, lewd and deep without any preamble. For his part, Crowley's always rather liked kissing; it's when you get into sex proper that things have the potential to get a little weird, but kissing, kissing is a snap. They've never snogged in a boat before, but Crowley knows the best angle to keep noses from knocking. He exhales a satisfied little hum into Aziraphale's mouth, drawing his tongue out and sucking hard on it for a moment in frankly blatant suggestion.
Though neither of them needs to break for breath, Crowley pulls away after a moment anyway, forked tongue flickering in appreciation. 'That'ssss more like it.'
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When Crowley breaks away, Aziraphale reaches up to adjust his glasses. "Well," he says. "Yes, that was better, wasn't it." He tugs lightly at his collar.
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Crowley's a demon. He's fond of instant gratification. Also of annoying Aziraphale, whom he knows, just as he actually purchases his clothes rather than simply willing them out of raw fundament, also prefers to take them off the old fashioned way.
His own glasses are also long since vanished, which means he can duck in to kiss his way up Aziraphale's now handily-bare neck. 'And thisss?' he hisses, right in Aziraphale's ear, forked tongue flicking out to punctuate the point.
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"You're incorrigible," he says.
It's nice to see Crowley's eyes, though, glittering brightly in the dark. Nicer still when Crowley leans in close, mouthing at his neck. Aziraphale tilts his head back with a sigh that comes out a bit wanton, shivering at the hiss, the tongue flicking into his ear.
"Incorrigible," he repeats breathily, and tilts his head back down to kiss him again, properly this time, not continuous but on and off, pressing in, drawing back, and in again, nipping each time at Crowley's lower lip.
"Could you-" he murmurs in between the press of their mouths. He slips his hands down to the portion of Crowley's tail that is currently looped around his waist. He doesn't complete the request, not quite knowing how to phrase it, just an inarticulate desire for more. He trusts that Crowley will understand like he always seems to do.
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Because he's a bloody tease, he draws it out, little teasing licks and provoking nips without ever diving into the thing properly. Crowley breaks off his attempt to chase after him when Aziraphale's hands steal down to clutch at his tail. It feels good; it's not a particularly sensitive or erogenous spot; that would be beyond impractical, but makes him groan the way thumbs dug into knotted shoulders might do. He curls it a little tighter around Aziraphale in response, smooth cool scales against his skin.
'Eh?'
Crowley often understands Aziraphale, but certainly not all the time, and this snake thing of his is new and unexpected enough that he, in fact, does not know what he means.
'Gonna have to give me more to work with than that,' he says, more than a little breathlessly.
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"That," he says, feeling rather awkward. "That, what you just did. Like it was before." Words are refusing to present themselves in an orderly fashion. This is difficult, all this negotiating nonsense. They haven't had to bother about this in quite some time. Aziraphale had forgotten how tedious and embarrassing the whole ordeal could be.
He shifts his hands delicately down along the curve of tail, trying to provoke. "Harder," he says in a very small voice.
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